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I'm so upset that Sprite decided not to bring back Sprite Cranberry this year and instead replaced it with that shitty Winter Spiced Cranberry crap. It doesn't taste remotely the same. It doesn't even taste good. This song is about dealing with that.
lyrics
give me back my sprite cranberry
I know it's just a marketing stunt
to bring it back next year to sell more
but right now it's all that I want
and people tell me buy some cranberry juice
and mix it with regular sprite
but I tell them I'm no chemist
I could never get the ratio right
plus wouldn't that be sad?
even if it's alright?
to make a shitty homebrew version
of cranberry sprite
yeah I bought some cranberry Canada dry
but it just doesn't taste the same
cause there's only one brand that does it right
please, oh please, bring back cranberry sprite
and don't even get me started on winter spiced
I don't know how much more of it I could take
I'd rather just give up right now and die
than drink that shitty, bland ass fake
isn't it so sad?
will I be alright?
if I make it through December
with no cranberry sprite
pick it up, pick it up, pick it up!
I miss you
the way you used to make me feel
every December and
I miss you
my cranberry sprite
bring it back
that winter spiced replacement's wack
how could you do this
My favorite brand
my cranberry sprite
credits
released December 19, 2019
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